No Generals?

What kind of rag-tag outfit is the Rat running here? No generals?? Maybe that drunk guy at the roadside park in Killeen who told the Rat he was the great-great-great grandosn of one of the founding members of the Daughters of the Texas Revolution would serve as our CG. SOMEBODY has got to be able to tell the Rat what to do. On second thought, maybe it WOULD be a good thing for SWWOW to be Company Sweetheart. He snaps to parade rest every time she walks by. We would still need to give her some lessons on proper general officer ettiquite. I've witnessed enough of the Rat's eating and farting habits to know HE can't teach her. I do know one thing. Harry can call out the Louisiana NG(No Go's), but if it comes down to a confrontation between the Texas Redneck Army and them swamp rabbits they call Louisianaians it will be no contest. They even fought to save New Orleans one time. Who the hell would do that??