I HAVE OBVIOUSLY FAILED SOMEWHERE ALONG THE WAY. I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT I SERVED WITH MEN OF HONOR, NOT THOSE WHO WOULD CAST STONES AT THERE LEADER IN HIS GOLDEN YEARS. BY THE WAY, I THOUGHT ABOUT SENDING THE DOG TO SCHOOL, HOWEVER, SHE HAS A BAD HIND LEG AND EVERY TIME SHE RAISED HER PAW TO SIGN AT ME SHE FELL OVER. NOW AIN'T YOU ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES?
HARRY, IT AIN'T THE BOW, YOU KNOW IT AND I KNOW IT, IN FACT, EVERYONE KNOWS IT. YOU TALKING TO TEX YET? HAS HE CALLED AND MADE UP?
TEX, RICHARD SANFORD LIVES IN ATLANTA. I AM GOING TO SEND YOU HIS ADDRESS. I WANT YOU TO CONTACT HIM AND SEE HOW HE IS DOING. I HAD AN EMAIL ADDRESS, BUT IT IS NO LONGER ANY GOOD, AND HIS CELL NEVER ANSWERS.
HEY CAUFIELD YOU BIG ASS FARMER, WHAT IS GOING ON DOWN THERE IN REDNECK LAND?

FROM MY NEW LOCATION WITHIN THE CONFINES OF THE "BLUEBONNET RV PARK AND DONUT SHOP" (LITTLE TEXAS HUMOR). FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE NOT KNOWLEDGEABLE OF TEXAS LORE, THERE IS AT LEAST ONE DONUT SHOP IN EVRY TEXAS TOWN WITH A POPULATION OF 5 OR MORE PEOPLE. THERE ARE DONUT SHOP/POOL HALLS, DONUT/SMOKE SHOP AND A VARITY OF OTHERS. THE BEST I HAVE SEEN IS A DONUT/GUN SHOP. IF I AM LYING, I AM DYING. DON'T BELIEVE ME, ASK TEX OR KEITH. AND THESE PEOPLE MAKE FUN OF ME.

HAVE TO GO ,
GOOD NIGHT MY BROTHERS,
RAT

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Yes Harry, it's true, the Rat yells at a deaf dog, at least that's what he told me. When we were on the phone he was yelling at someone, he said it was his dog who is deaf and then said " I don't know why I yell at her she's deaf " well that beats the hell out of me too. I have heard of those dog schools that can train dog's to do lots of trick's even old dog's like Rat's. I am just not sure they can teach the Rat to know what the dog's doing. Good luck with the bow, I know you can get one, maybe not as big as the hog you killed up at my place. By the way that was some good ham. I guess the old man is lost out there some where, and doesn't have access to to a computer.

From Atlanta, GA
Tex

Hey Tex, is it true that the Ratster still talks to his deaf dog? I've checked with all the dog schools around here and have found one that is willing to teach Rat's dog how to sign. They believe it'll only take a couple of days to teach the old dog how to hold up one claw.

Do any of ya'll enjoy to bowhunt? I bought a recurve lately and have been practicing alot. Its more difficult than using a compound bow & has less yardage. Got to give those deer a chance.

Oh shit, now I know the Rat is already thinking of something to say about all that!!