WHOA SWWOW!!!

First I thought I did the smartest thing a person could do AFTER I poked my finger into that cup! If I pull it out cherry slush goes all over my big cool FORD pickup. And I calmly drove about 15 miles down the road. Not wanting to waste my drink, I just kept sucking through that straw until it was nearly empty then I spied the trash can at a fancy hotel parking lot and threw the near empty cup away. Now there are a couple of other things about this that are unique. I found out that having my finger stuck through the side of the drink helped support the straw and in fact helped me to drink all of the drink. I could just give a little push on that straw and find more slush. I also did not litter as the Rat was yelling for me to do. He kept yelling real loud to just roll down my window and throw it out. And here is the guy that everybody but me voted in as the Commander of the Texas Republic Army. Has he NEVER heard of "Don't Mess With Texas"?? I just have ONE question "Miss Wanna-Be Company Sweetheart"..... How many people do YOU know who could drive 15 miles in a big Ford, Man's Pickup, with his finger stuck through the side of a slush drink and never spill a drop???
Now on to the Rat himself. I got a desperate call from Lynn the other day. She said the Rat had gone completely nuts. He was driving all over North Texas trying to find a place to park their 5th wheel. He was cussing and yelling stuff she had never heard him say before. Of course in Texas they have these places about every 5 miles, but he just kept driving past them and all the while cussing up a storm about how no one in Texas seems to park their 5th wheels in any place other than their barns. I tried to give Lynn as much encouragement as I could and told her he will eventually drive right into one by adcident while he thinks he is going in the opposite direction. Sure enough in a couple of minutes thats exactly what happens. Lynn thinks things have setteled down but then the Rat starts playing musical chairs with different places within that trailer park. Lynn just told me that after he moved for the third time she put her foot down and made him smoke something some long-haired kid was toking on in the park. This seemed to mellow him out and they finnally settled on a spot.