What kind of rag-tag outfit is the Rat running here? No generals?? Maybe that drunk guy at the roadside park in Killeen who told the Rat he was the great-great-great grandosn of one of the founding members of the Daughters of the Texas Revolution would serve as our CG. SOMEBODY has got to be able to tell the Rat what to do. On second thought, maybe it WOULD be a good thing for SWWOW to be Company Sweetheart. He snaps to parade rest every time she walks by. We would still need to give her some lessons on proper general officer ettiquite. I've witnessed enough of the Rat's eating and farting habits to know HE can't teach her. I do know one thing. Harry can call out the Louisiana NG(No Go's), but if it comes down to a confrontation between the Texas Redneck Army and them swamp rabbits they call Louisianaians it will be no contest. They even fought to save New Orleans one time. Who the hell would do that??

To all attendees of reunion 09. I need pictures badly. I need pictures of Friday night, all day Saturday and especially of the following.
1. Me being questioned on the throne.
2. Keith receiving his horse and hat
3. Keith receiving his plaque.
4. Pictures of the raffle items.

I need them to be emailed to me or sent to Keith in the form of a CD-Rom. Some people told me they would email me some stuff , but have failed to do so. I won't mention any names Cowboy.

1sg Dilday, I need you to report in. Overton is pissed, and the water is rising.
Lee, your stuff has not come yet.

Rat,
Commander, TRA

Sir, I am in total agreement with your decision to designate SWWOW as "Company Sweetheart". You know I will support you in anyway possible. Just ask and I will send in my reinforcements. I've been a little suspicious of those "Rednecks" who live west of the Sabine River. Let me know if you need my troops to restore order. Standing by, Sir.

You know, the Lil Cowboy has an imagination as big as the state he lives in. In addition, he needs to learn that you do not eat Eyetallion pot roast with a spoon, an, an ice tea spoon at that.
As to what rank is authorized to demote members of the TRA, as Commander I have that authority. Incase Lil Cowboy does not understand military chain of command, there is no one of higher rank in this organization. I am calling on my 1sg, Tex Dilday to strighten out this attempted breech of protocol. I was duely elected as the Commander of the TRA and I do not believe our members will put up with these actions.
Tex knows I would never bust him down. He has made such strides. When it comes to Harry, how could I (1) Bust some one down who holds no rank in the TRA, YET! (2) How could I do something like that to my mentor, the person who is probably the one perso responsible for my acceptance as a gosh darn "Red Neck". (3) He out ranks me in the "Red Neck" organization and I respect that, as Lil Cowboy should respect mine.
Lil Cowboy's problem with SWWOW/Company Sweetheart is personal in nature and should not in any way interfer with the lawful and proper conduct of the TRA. Did I teach her well, you better believe it. I think all of you should let him know that his conduct ie unacceptable. With out respect for authority and the rule of law, there is only anarchy.

Rat,
Commander, TRA