Rat Vortex Factor (RVF)

Yes my brothers the rat is back in the Republic. I spoke with him today and he told me he had found his way back to the Republic. I told him I knew when he was back when the temp. went from 78 to 30 over night and I Awoke to find snow falling on my new peach tree blooms. I do belive the Lil Cowboy might be on to something with his theory of RVF. Now that the Rat has stopped the weather is back in the 70's. He also told me he thought he had found some land near Harry and I, he told the ownner his name was Keith Kirkland, and it looked like the sale may go thru. So I have invited him to come to my place and go fishing with me and Harry.

Now for Lil Cowboy, the "brawl at the Cajon" was noyhing more than a little fuss, hel I have been in bigger fights at my house. And yes former Playboy Bunnys do go to the Cajon. But only to see me. It's a hell of a job being a sex object, but it the cross I have always had to bare.

As for the Rats remark that I was in New York City, he was correct, I was there for almost 16hrs. thats as long as it took me to find out they didnt need my East Texas Redneck ass in New York City so I am now back in the Republic.

Good Night My Brothers,

From THE REPUBLIC OF TEXAS

2SG TEX