Home Field Advantage & The Rat Trap

Larry, the Texas Longhorns were playing at home here in Texas. They should get an extra second or two! The Tidey Bowl Boys from Alabama will be wishing THEY were playing at home on January 7th. I'm trying to think of something I'd like to bet with Danny Briggs on for that game. Maybe something he would have to do at the reunion that would contribute to the company fund.
And you can't help the Rat with excuses for getting lost. He actually is only lost in about 1/6 of the state. He has this big circle he keeps driving on around Dallas-Ft.Worth. Its about 100 miles out. And I've heard from numerous sources that he is always driving in a clockwise direction around here. Its gotten so bad that the Salvation Army is putting several guys with the little bell and red pot out on "The Rat's Trail". They have orders to take turns every few hours. They know by now that the Rat thinks he is at a different place every time he passes by. They hope is that the Rat contributes someday before he runs out of gas money!

Tex is holed up at the Cajun Cowboy
Danny is wishing he was from Texas
Harry is glad he found an animal to hunt that stands and dares him to hit him
The Rat is now at our 6
Overton is now on the Rat Trail