This is how I get treated.

I knew in my heart that Lil Cowboy would be the one to jump on me. Even Tex does not attack me with such viciousness. I am un sure as to why he does this, I just sent him a present in the mail. Last weekend, I went over to his place and mowed his yard, although I am not sure why. I do not remember driving over there.
One thing I do remember with great clairty, are the pictures sent to me by mistake on Father's Day.
I will admit to looking at so much property that some folks have seen me so much they think I live there. Two seperate people have asked me to run for public office. I have been to the USDA so many times, they think I work there. Received a pay check last Friday.
All I can say to Lil Cowboy is "STICKS AND STONES" Cum By Ya and all that bull shit.

Cowboy, see you and Tex on Monday if he shows. He may use excuse #45 for not coming.

From The Republic of Texas,
This is the "Rat" bigger and better than ever but some what senile, did I tell you this was the "Rat", biogger and better than ever.

Brothers Forever,
Rat,(I think)