Gee , I bet people at Vanderbilt hopes we get them, so there will be a team they can beat!

First I call the Rat and tell him Happy Birthday. He chews me out and tells me its not his birthday. I then ask him why he is named after Valetines Day if his birthday didn't fall on Valetines Day. He says because every day is Valetines Day for him. So I asked him if that was the reason he was named Valetine. He chews me out again. Some people just are not appreciative of the fact that someone celebrates a day in their honor. His favorite color is pink and that is used quite extensively on Valetines Day. He has a screwed up heart and you see those all over the place on Valentines. Cupid is known to be hoovering around doing his thing and I've personally witnessed the Rat playing that when he was trying to get SWWOW hooked up with a Navy puke. So why is the Rat so defensive on a day he should embrace as his own?
Then there is Danny Briggs. He is about to piss in his pants because the SEC is bidding with the Big 10 to bring the University of Texas into their conference. Can you imagine that? Texas recruits all of Alabama's best football players to go along with all those great ones they get right here in Texas each year? Its your worst nightmare come true Danny!