The Rat and Briggs: Tale of Two Lost Souls

It was good to see that Danny Briggs finally managed to navigate his way through one of the most simple web sites ever created. It HAS to be simple because he who "created" it is kind of simple too. But I guess we have to consider that Briggs was trained by the very same person who created this web site so what can we expect? Speaking of "The Creator"...He called this morning and for the first time since I've got to know him he admitted to be turning circles. Everytime he enters the borders of Texas it is like a hurricane turning in a counter-clockwise rotation. He has driven all over the area that would be about a fourth of the land mass of Texas with Dallas centered in it. I hear that everytime he passes through a small town they put out banners that proclaim how many times the Rat has been to their town in the past three months. And he is always entering town from the same direction. Poor Lynn is having to ride with him. I'm sure she gave up on trying to get him to make a "right" turn a long time ago. If I was guessing I'd say that the Rat is left-handed. I've heard that lost people always turn circles in the direction of their dominate hands. There is also a rumor that the Rat stopped in Mineola, TX and tried to buy a Hybrid car. He tried to trade his Dodge pickup in on it during the "Cash For Clunkers" program. The dealer was heard to say that although it was indeed a "clunker" it had too many miles on it for a vehicle of its age and no one would believe the odometer reading.