Hello you handsome men of the Alpha Company. I am truly sorry that I have not been on here in awhile. I was busy packing, then moving here to Texas, then unpacking, then decorating. I was so tired at night I fell into bed and right to sleep. Not to mention I have had a few migraines and some other medical stuff. But all in all, my house looks great....thanks to my dad and mom for helping me.

Dad has put up all the stuff that requires nails, screws, molly bolts and picture hangers. He installed my surround sound and put up my Yankee wall. He even centered my two favorite pictures on the wall behind my bed. This required him standing on the mattress wich as you all know is not that stable. Plus he put up the candle holder on the wall behind my couch, again an unstable work environment. I have to say, my dad still has the energy of a thirty something.

Now, Goober/Lil Cowboy is not as old as my dad and well, lets just say that if I were a stranger watching from afar I would have thought that Goober was down right old! He talked on the phone the majority of the time, he was always sitting down and he had the audacity to assume that I was not strong enough to carry the heavy things into the house. Now I know he thinks that women should be barefoot and pregnant, but I am here to tell you that he is messing with the wrong women. Ask my dad, I have told off men who were complete stangers becasue they made a remark about a women and her palce, or the fact that we should consult them before getting a new haircut. Let this be a warning. If you do not believe me, ask my dad about the stupid man and the pool table. I still curse the guy when I hear his name.

As to the changing of Goober's blog, what the hell is he thinking?? Who the hell knows what his login name is and/or his password? You can not go on someone elses account with that information. I know that Goober is backwoods and has no idea about a lot of new age gadgets, but Jesus, he can not be that stupid. Can he??? LOL

As for Goober knowing were to "pick-up" guys.....for help or what ever other reasons he has for picking up men, I do thank him for the help. BUT I really do think he goes their to pick up guys for personal reasons and I will tell you why. Keith and I have become good friends. He is very helpful and is always making sure that I feel ok. One day I was telling him that not having any of my girlfriends here was really going to suck. I have no one to go see chick flicks with. He said he would go and be my new best girlfriend. ALthough I appreciate the offer, chick flicks are made for chicks. So it was not until last night that I realized that Goober is GAY! He knows were to pick up men, he offered to be my new best girlfriend and last night he texted me from the ball game he was at with his son Kody to tell me that I was his BGFF.

Now you might be thinking to your self what is BGFF? I wondered what it meant too. So I ask him and he texts back, it stands for Best Girl Friend Forever! Either he is way gay or he is a women stuck in a mans body. If that is the case, he should have wished for a better looking body! LOL Hey, I am just calling it as I see it.

I do shave under my arms when A.) once I have unpacked the razor and B.) there is a man around that I want to impress. I have been here with illegals, my folks and Goober. Who the hell do I have to impress? Now if Briggs, or John Martin, or Larry or Neil or even Tex had been around that past few days then I would have gone and bought a disposable razor. Those are guys worth impressing.

Now to set my dad straight. Yes I did laugh my ass off when you came to the glass door looking like and drowned rat. You were soaked and looked like a wet dog after a bath. I only laughed because I love you. You of all people should know that I only laugh at people when they hurt them selves if I love and care about them. Mom is the same way. Don't you remember how hard mom and I laughed at you when you fell off the ladder, or when you got hit by lightening? We loved you so much that we laughed so hard we just about peed our pants. Would you rather have people that come help you, or laugh and just sit and stare?

I still have a lot on my dad and Goober. I will spill the beans slowly. But over all I want to thank Keith for coming out of the closet and picking up some guys to help me move in. I also want to thank my dad for make the two day drive here a blast and a great bonding experience. My dad is the poster boy for the saying, "Anyone can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a daddy." Not to mention the days of staying with me and helping me unpack and arrange furniture AND eating my no sodium meals. He is a true saint. Thanks to my mom for always being right and never letting us forget it! LOL

Good night you fine men. Talk at ya'll later.
Love and XOXOXO
SWWOW/CS

SOMEONE...I KNOW it would NOT have been SWWOW/CS, nor the Daddy Rat HIMSELF!! But somebody has been screwing with my blogs! It had to be either those two or 2-6, and HE has been too busy to even think "blog". All I got to say is this means the truce is over. Disregard all that about "goober". I have one but that doesn't mean I AM one. And I WOULD say disregard those "comments" placed in there about me thanking the Rat for all he has done for me but I can't because he HAS done a lot. But for someone to start changing the wording of stuff written freely to others is Iranistic. Kind of like that so-called "election" for our Company Sweetheart. But WHOEVER did this better be watching the blog 24/7 cause it looks like the treaty is broken and I need to add a few little tidbits that none of you would have otherwise known about. There might even be a hint or two about nomenclatures thrown out here and there.


Tex is still lost in Longview.
Rat went snorkeling without Harry.
SWWOW/CS fails to shave under her arms.
Overton carries an AR-15.